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Stephanie comes down the stairs with a candle.
Luke: you need to hold that thing between your knees.
She shoots a look.
Luke: you're pregnant, you can't help it... it still stinks.
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Stephanie: you cannot use the same scrubber we use on the dishes to wash your boots
Luke: why not?
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Mom: ooohh, those are some fine arms on him (talking about the texas quaterback)
Stephanie: oh, yeah. i love a good pair of arms
Luke: (mocking her) where are the cheerleaders? i love a good pair of boobs.
Me: okay, five year olds.
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Luke: ima call Jimmy and make fun of him... "Jimmy! your quarterback is a woman."
Stephanie: talk about five year old
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Dad: he's gonna break away in a little bit
Sadie: ima break some wind in a little bit
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Sadie: Luke, that reeks more than your baby ever thought about reeking
Stephanine: Did you turn the fan on or anything
Luke: I'm sorry, y'all yelled "touchdown" and I came running
Dad: "light a candle, light the dark, light the world, light a heart or two"
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For the record, all of this is going on after our having returned from seeing Chipmunks: The Sqeakquel, wherein I was the youngest person involved in our party. We'll see most anything, folks. Also, don't hate, because it was actually very cute!
2 comments:
woah... hating. hating to the max. hating so hard you wouldn't even believe it. the lowest i'll go is seeing princess & the frog, and i'm more than willing to say it was not a very good movie.
word verification is "chamb" and if you flip that b over, you get "champ," which you are not because i'm so busy hating on you that i just can't get enough.
and finally, sorry for frequently leaving my ridiculous comments on your beautiful blog. not sorry enough, though, to stop obviously. HATE.
Sounds like a fun night! And for the record, I'm dying to see the Squeakquel. :)
Karo
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